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REVIEW: THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL

keunggulan: keanu reeves dan jen conelly
pikiran pertama kali: "ah ini paling war of the worlds campur the day after tmrw campur E.T"

semua dimulai dengan adegan bang keanu ada di gunung salju di india, tiba2 dia menemukan sesuatu berbentuk bulat dan besar bercahaya putih terang. ya sangat terang...
sementara di manhattan ada profesor helen(jen cnly). disaat dia masak makan malam buat anaknya tiba2 ada agen FBI datang minta dia ikut dengannya. lalu berkumpullah para ahli di bidang masing2 termasuk jen untuk menyelamatkan bumi. kenapa? ada sesuatu yg mau menghantam bumi. oh oke, masih masuk akal. lalu mereka kalang kabut semua. mereka cuma punya waktu 78 menit. dan lihat apa yg para ahli lakukan? TIDAK ADA. mereka cuma berdoa dan menghitung kedatangan sang benda asing ke bumi. eeeeh ternyata ga ada apa2 tuch, cape deeeeeech.

lalu mendaratlah sang benda asing berbentuk bulat dan besar bercahaya putih terang tersebut dengan damai(tanpa ledakan besar). udah tuh makin kalang kabut orang2. dari bola tersebut muncullah raksasa berbentuk IRONMAN yes benar ironman yang satu ini ga ada warnanya a.k.a belom di cat. dia bisa mengendalikan semua bahan metal.

lalu si bola ini lalu mengeluarkan si keanu, lalu si jen dan keanu menjadi partner untuk menyelamatkan bumi.

intinya gw rasa film ini campuran dari beberapa film, seperti:

MATRIX: disini keanu kemana2 pake jas yg memberikan kesan dia kayak agen smith.
PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS: ada jaden smith (anaknya will smith) disini, yg karakternya mendambakan seorang figur bapak. klop deh tuch.
IRON MAN: ya krn ada si ironman look-a-like minus warna kuning merah
JALANGKUNG: gw teringat dengan tagline film jalangkung. datang tak dijemput pulang tak diantar. nah ini yg bikin ga masuk akal. masa si bola+keanu datang sendiri terus nakutin orang2 "hey hey gw datang buat memusnahkan manusia" lalu mereka pergi dgn sendirinya. DENGAN SENDIRINYA. YA ALLAH FILM APA INI??????


KESIMPULAN: ADA APA DGN KEANU REEVES? LAGI SEPI JOB YA? INI FILM TERANEH DALAM SEJARAH FILM KEANU REEVES.

saran: tetaplah menggilai edward cullen dan bella swan ya nak. tonton filmnya sampai 5 kali, kalo mulai bosen baca novelnya. kalo emang penasaran dengan film ini, tunggu aja di HBO. itupun kalo kalian punya tv kabel bukan kabel. doang.

rally photo

jadi pas hari sabtu gw ikut lomba rally photo labschool rawamangun, phylosofi.
dari 5 foto yg gw serahkan, cuma satu ini andalan gw.

let's call it: rusa andalan semoga sukses amien.



ps: butuh komentar segera, thank's

change!

i miss taking photos A LOT
and i've became less creative since 11th grade
i used to update my deviant art gallery
but now, i always browse fashion sites such as nylon, teen vogue,etc
which is very nowadays. i have to change it,dude!
and facebook too. i hate it but i'm addicted to it.
oh GOD!
and i want a fish eye lens
and london
and a black blazer too


erika's mind: "hey erika, what about your report?"
me: "oh, sugar...."

my heart is dreaming about .........

MELBOURNE

one day i woke up earlier then i turned on my tv then watched inbox. it was playing a new video clip from yovie and nuno. the song titled bunga jiwaku. they shot the video clip in melbourne. in this video the band just standing in front of the federation square. and i was like, oh my god i've been there. so the building has modern design. that was the coolest building i had ever seen. and the great thing is my sister is moving to melb. oh my god sounds very very great. she used to live in canberra which is very bo-o-ring. and what i like about melbourne is it has cool gigs. when i was there, i found out that bloc party, rihanna and chris brown, kanye west are coming to melb. WHOOH. so i just kept staring at the poster because that was the only thing i could do. (sigh)


the federation square

feel free to watch the video clip on you tube. :)

favourite of the month (des)

hello folks meet LADYHAWKE






i never bored listening to her song (paris is burning) even it's a last year. errrr i wanna have a band, play the guitar just like her.

remember remember the 25th of november

25 november
05.40 am

kebangun gara2 getar hp, oh si mody nelpon. eh tp telat jadinya cuma menghasilkan missed call. trus liat inbox, 12 new messages received, wah banyak juga dlm hati. trus udah tidur lagi. bangun jam 08.00 liat hp,8 new messages received. and so on and on

09.45 am

ke sekolah, dateng ke kumpulan anak ips trus pada nyelametin "happy birthday ujang, traktiran dooong! umur ke berapa? dll" oh gw cuma menjawab "iya makasih, kapan2 ya wahahhaha". selama gw jalan trus org2 pada liat gw mereka pada nyelametin gw. sebenarnya gw udah seneng bgt dgn di slametin ama banyak orang. wahahaaha terimakasih terimakasih.


14.30 pm

pulang, gw nebeng mody gara2 mau les mtk di rmhnya. yaudah deh kemana2 gw ikutin si mody. nah gw inget si mody nanya gini ke gw

mody: "loh jang, kamu kok ga diapa2in ama anak2 x-g?"
me: "yah kan mereka lg pd sibuk belajar buat ulangan mod"
mody: "alaaaaaaah, kamu kepengen kan sebenarnya"
me: "hahahaha iya aja deh"

yaudah si mody ngajak ke gerbang belakang katanya mobilnya parkir disitu. gw ke gerbang belakang bareng anggi, asti,mody. nah disini si anggi gerak geriknya aneh. bukannya gw ke-GR-an bakal di kerjain atau apa. tapi gw was-was aja. eh pas nengok ke parkiran gerbang belakang.....

XG dll: "happy birthday ujaaaaaang, happy birthday ujaaaaaang"
me: "heh napa lo semua?"
XG dll: "wah sini2 ayo jang"
me: (ngeliat mereka pada bawa botol aqua) "wah ga ga, makasih ya da..."

eh si anggi narik2 gw, yaudah apa daya mereka nyiram gw. supir2 pada bingung, kesenengan kali liat org disiksa. untungnya gw bawa es milo, gw siram balik lah mereka. wahahaha dikira gw ga bisa apa?. trus udah mereka ngasih gw sesuatu. apaan nih?(dalam hati). wah ternyata karikatur berbentuk muka gw. agak kaget pertama kali liat kok muke gw lebar amat.



i don't go to the coolest party in town or hang out with the popular girls but
if you have them (x-g,xi ips, dll), will you ask for more?

THANK YOU x-g, xi ips, and all.

yes, it's cool to know nothing

What did you learn today?
I learned nothin
What did you do today?
I did nothin
What did you learn at school?
I didn’t go
Why didn’t you go to school?
I don’t know

It’s cool to know nothin

Television’s on the blink
There’s nothin on it
I really want to really big coat
With words on it
What do you want for tea?
I want crisps
Why didn’t you join the team?
I just didn’t

It’s cool to know nothin


Take a look, take a look, take a look
At the kids on the street
No they never miss a beat


Here comes the referee
The light’s flashin
Best bit of the day
Now that’s livin
Why don’t you run away?
Are you kiddin?
What is the golden rule?
You say nothin

(kaiser chiefs,never miss a beat,2008)

capturing things

another cool website

WE DON'T DO PHOTOS


penonton diharap tenang by dimas ario


one step for a small man by dimas ario


aftercoma by ilman hakim


hophop by almaviva

WDDP is a collective of young and talented people from different backgrounds, but having the same interest in capturing things. They do graphics, web, chatting, browsing, fixing broken mainboards, tees, exhibitions, canvases, walking around malls, babysitting, anything. But none of them do photos, even if they do, they actually don't.

my wishes

i'll turn sixteen on november 25th. so here it is, my top 5 birthday wish list:



nooka watch,oh i always love nooka's design but i don't know how to operate it.



the strokes t-shirt. i'm not the strokes' no.1 fan. but they are legend dude. and i should have this one.



i don't really need the holga camera, i just want the fisheye lens but if you could have both, why not?



i want to shoot underwater. i may borrow maudi's underwater camera (analog) and buy a film to make it happen. still searching for the right model. anyone?



having good scores are more important than anything. this is quite difficult for people like me. i hate reading books,i even hate opening the books. but this is my goal, if i succeed,i would buy all the cool stuffs that i have mentioned above.

what about love?

saturday,nov 22 2008, luna's car, 16:15 pm

moy:(staring at me)
me: what, huh?
moy:well jang, i wanna life like yours
me: what the heck?
moy: yes, you seem don't have any burden. relax, happy.
me: yeaaah you don't know the truth

.......

moy:so jang, have you ever fallen in love?i mean the real love.
(luna and moy start to look at me,curiously)
me: errrr...ok

favourites of the month (nov)

i admire party photos.
well yesterday i found a cool website, i think. it called cobrasnake.
Indonesians call him, fake darwis triadi. LOL
http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos.html


see? crazy

then i also admire cory kennedy's style. only her style.



cory left, peaches right

...... (speechless)

sabtu pagi bangun tidur leha2 dulu depan tv trus nntn curious george. tiba2 kepikiran pengen melihara monyet 1 aje. tapi agak ga mungkin. eh tiba2 malah kepikiran lensa fisheye. lgsg deh angkat badan trus ke depan komputer trus browsing internet.

dulu pas jd seksi dokumentasi schoolympiiic, kakak2nya bawa kyk lensa pipih gitu. gw lupa deh nama dan mereknya apa. pas nyoba make.... wuih asoy, efeknya jd kyk lensa fish eye gitu tp ga terlalu cembung. tp oke.. oke... oke banget. nah mulai lah mempergunakan google sbg mesin pencari yg arif dan bijaksana. gw tulis fisheye lens, loh yg keluar malah lensa2 puanjaaaaang dan harganya bkin org bunuh diri. lalu menyerahlah gw

sorenya gw coba lagi. kali ini gw inget si kakak2nya prnh bilang ada kata2 macro gitu. oke sekarang gw ketik di google 'macro fish eye lens'. YESSSSSS berhasil sesuai yg diharapkan. and the most important thing is: HARGANYA GA MAHAL a.k.a masih kebeli. kayaknya si sekitar 300.000. cool...so cool

ok, let's go back to real life and let's start hoping and dreaming


yang satu ini bernama:Opteka .38x HD² Super Wide Angle Panoramic Macro Fisheye Lens for Canon EOS / EF



dan ini hasilnya: ................ (speechless)

remed dan sedikit cerita liburan

gile ga kerasa cepet bgt liburan udah selesai. remed menunggu. remed agama. yes gw plg takut sama pel. agama kelas 2 ini. sejak diganti gurunya(namanya pak zul). gw takut............................ disuruh baca quran. yes al-quran people. untung gw pnya tmn seper-kafir-an yaitu avian dan irfan tapi.. UDAH GA SEKELAS BOK. curangnya mereka berdua sekls di XI IPA A. lah gw di XI IPS. yah selama nama gw ga di apal pak zul gw selamat lah.(amin, amin ya allah)


BAGAIMANA LIBURAN KALI INI??

WAH SERUUUUUUUU kayak hantu (...)
ok so i went to sydney-canberra-melbourne. terimaksih pada mbak ika yg memutuskan kuliah di australia. wahahahaha.
di sydney cuma sehari tp paling berkesan.. view nya keren, kota pling rame di australia and also a lot of bule2 ganteng bok.
here's the fact about bule ganteng: kebanyakan bule ganteng disana bkn orang kantoran bok, yg gw temukan adalah surfer, tukang mabok, kasir, and tukang parkir. yes klo yg tukang parkir gw temukan di canberra.

oiya ada sesuatu yg lucu ttg bule mabok. it was really fun watching a bule sdg mabok di jalan. gw temukan ini di melbourne. pas keluar dari hotel, segerombolan bule mabok lg arisan. then ada cewek bule lewat. si cowok2 bule mabok nyiulin itu cewek bule dari jarak yg dekat sampai itu cewek bule udah jauh 1 km ttp aja disiulin. ini beneran. mereka ga menyerah& ttp bersiul menggoda mesra walapun udah jauh bgt itu cewek. tp mereka ramah loh wlpn mabok, mreka nanya ke cewek bule itu "hey, how are u doing?"

makin malem.... makin gila ni bule mabok...

dia ke tengah jalan, lalu teriak2 kayak dunia ini punya dia. yaaah dia lbih bnyak teriak aneh gitu. stres kali. kyk gini nih. "HEY YOU FUCK...blablabla...FUCK THIS WORLD... FUCK FUCK FUCK"

wuiiih gw udah geleng2 dan tepok tangan buat dia.
that's why i love traveling. you will get more knowledge. ahahaaha

xoxo, ujang

PASAR SENEN ROCKS!

seminggu sebelum pekan mid-test tepatnya hari jumat, gw dan anak2 X-G (dina, danisa, anan, dita, hani) pergi ke pasar senen dgn maksud hunting baju bekas. oh iya pas itu udah puasa. nah pas nyampe yaudah kita masuk aja ke pasar baju bekasnya. pas itu kita pake seragam putih- putih. ya ampuuun yang namanya disambut tuh bener2 disambut lo kyk artis masuk desa deh. yg namanya penjual2 baju bekas tuh yg hebring gitu liat anak2 smu masuk ke kawasan mereka. yang gw heran kok yg jualan mas2 semua masih untung kalo ada mas2 pake peci buseeet itu isinya mas2 bau teri semua ada yg pake baju jala2 kyk andi /rif segala, astaga ni mas2 sadar ga si dia hidup di darat bkn di air? kalo dia ultah bakal gw kadoin kaos kutang. dan gw inget bgt si mas2 jala itu paling demen teriak2. pas itu dia teriak2 "ROJALI,ROJALI,ROJALI". gw santai aja krn emg gw ga ngerti artinya. eh si hany kasitau kalo ROJALI : ROMBONGAN JARANG BELI. YA ALLAH!! kreatif juga ni mas2 jala. jd pgn sobatan. ..........

trus kita ke bagian tas bekas. disana tante dina paling berani masuk duluan (emg dy uda srg main ke senen) pas lagi liat2 yah biasa lah banyak yg hebring kita masuk ke kawasan itu. oke kita trus stop di tempat yg tasnya lumayan. disitu gw ga terlalu tertarik dgn tas2nya. so gw cm liat2 sekeliling aja. nah dari arah kanan gw, ada mas2 bau teri tipe senen bawa karung. dan gw ya santai aja. lah lah... dia belok ke arah kita berhenti. mampussssssss. yg paling pinggir itu tante dina, trus sebelah nya gw. pas si mas2 lewat belakang kita. tangannya mencolek pantat.... yak, hebat betul ini mas2(perlu ditiru) wooooh gw shock tp g bisa apa2 si tante uda memaki2 tp ga kesampean gara2 si mas2 udah kabur duluan. sabar... sabar... EMANGNYA KITA SABUN COLEK APA? coba pas dia colek2 gw kentut ye.. uh mampus tuh tangan bakal panas sampe magrib. wuahahaha emangnya deterjen.

tips sebelum ke psr senen:
1. bawa seorang cowok atau orang tua
2.pake baju gembel
3. kalo bisa lo pake mukenah, biar ga di colek- colek.

i'm 100% sure lo ga bakal diapa2in klo ikutin saran yg ke-3. krn lo bakal dikira pocong. dgn bgitu lo bisa belanja gratis sepuasnyaaaaa WUAHAHAHAHAHA

XOXO, UJANG

halo? halo? assalamualaikum

hello my name is erika but call me ujang, i do like that name. hahaha. yesyes i'm on holiday and this holiday is quite boring so i decided to make this online diary. well i am not a type of girl who always writes a poem and friends. i'm a realist. i write what i like and i live like a vampire...... enough.